March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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freaky friday is the actual best movie
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February 2012
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WatchWatch
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i started playing daydream believer and my mom started singing along but she’s sitting in the other room and when i turned it off she complained????
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i actually have the weirdest lingo like, i actually say ”see you on the flip side” and “gnarly dude” to people like what the fuck
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nobody can hate nick mason
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wait so they’re releasing the great gatsby as a movie and leo dicaprio is playing gatsby and carey mulligan is playing daisy holy SHIT
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instant-amnesia: Everyone quickly get all the famous old rockstars and cryogenically freeze them
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group: so what do we put down for "what does the valley of ashes represent?"
me: well i think it that the valley and the people who work there represent those who didn't make the American dream, so they clean up after those who did, making the dream possible.
group: o
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somebody should make a “jonesydoingthings” blog every caption would be “jonesy is painfully awkward” every caption except for the one in this picture
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today i screamed “I DON’T KNOW I DON’T HAVE A PENIS” just as a teacher walked past me
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takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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pjxel: To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
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how does jonesy play piano and bass at the same time i’m serious you guys here answer with this question mark ??
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paranoidanndroid replied to your photo: this is my most intelligent friend oh my god. truth. except he looks like an actual baby seal here  
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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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manosukestoned420: chuckpeterson: whattheworldisreallylike: chuckpeterson: these new dash buttons are really gay “Gay” as in “awesome”? no gay as in gay
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