January 2012
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why do you keep applying pressure?
She keeps squishing like this
“What are pronouns?”
– me
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Lick it good.
I can lick my own.
December 2011
my mom walked in and she was like “why are you listening to christmas music”
i’m listening to jethro tull
what
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ow my eyes are burning and it still looks like i’m wearing make up FUCK
akisleepo:
you know who i think should be president
dog
my parents think i don’t curse
like no i don’t curse around YOU
i look in my textbook and the first thing i see is Ragged Dick (1867)
the 1860s were so kinky you know
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underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
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my friend has a white led zeppelin album
there are only 200 in existance
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
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broshounon:
watsin:
you seme kinda upset…
are yaoi okay?
i’m uke thanks for asking
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oldjimmy:
roger waters has toured extensively around the world and is working on a teatrical version of the wall
i think i burned the roof of my mouth on a hotpocket
paranoidanndroid:
Today isn’t fantastic. I hope it gets better.
oh yes it will
